Mela-gnome-a Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
One time a man was driving on the road when he got stopped by a gnome with red clothes. The gnome said" I'm a red gnome and I want a strawberry". The man gave him a strawberry and went on his business. Later he got stopped by a gnome with yellow clothes. The gnome said:" I'm a yellow gnome...
What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
So I got a little drunk last night.
I was out on my porch yelling "Get off of my lawn!" at my wife's yard gnomes.
Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?