The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies...

It'll be known as the National Elf Service.

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

It's a little gnome fact.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

How do you call two trans gnomes having sex?

Microtransaction.

What do you call Hispanic gnomes

Gnombres.

I'll go home now.

What kind of cancer do gnomes get?

Mela-gnome-a
Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.

Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run?

Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

So I got a little drunk last night.

I was out on my porch yelling "Get off of my lawn!" at my wife's yard gnomes.

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