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Gnomes Jokes

Why are city-dwelling gnomes very good at keeping time?

Because they are metrognomes.

What do you call Hispanic gnomes

Gnombres.

I'll go home now.

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

It's a little gnome fact.

How do gnomes greet eachother?

"Whats up Gnomie"

Why do gnomes laugh when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls

What kind of cancer do gnomes get?

Mela-gnome-a
Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why are the garden gnomes [always] smiling?

Because the grass is tickling their balls !!!

The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies...

It'll be known as the National Elf Service.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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