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Why are city-dwelling gnomes very good at keeping time?

Because they are metrognomes.

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What do you call Hispanic gnomes

Gnombres.

I'll go home now.

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Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?

It's a little gnome fact.

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How do gnomes greet eachother?

"Whats up Gnomie"

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Why do gnomes laugh when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls

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What kind of cancer do gnomes get?

Mela-gnome-a
Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.

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This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I am over 18

Why are the garden gnomes [always] smiling?

Because the grass is tickling their balls !!!

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The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies...

It'll be known as the National Elf Service.

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What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

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