Why do gnomes laugh when they play soccer?

Because the grass tickles their balls

What do you call Hispanic gnomes

Gnombres.

I'll go home now.

TIL that Garden Gnomes are a symbol of good luck.

It’s a little gnome fact.

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Why are the garden gnomes [always] smiling?

Because the grass is tickling their balls !!!

What kind of cancer do gnomes get?

Mela-gnome-a
Written by Ruby, age 7 (almost 8). Surprisingly dark.

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The gnomes

One time a man was driving on the road when he got stopped by a gnome with red clothes.
The gnome said" I'm a red gnome and I want a strawberry". The man gave him a strawberry and went on his business.
Later he got stopped by a gnome with yellow clothes.
The gnome said:" I'm a yellow gnome...

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??

Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)

So I got a little drunk last night.

I was out on my porch yelling "Get off of my lawn!" at my wife's yard gnomes.

Which kind of sharply dressed, tiny dwarves make the best drummers?

metro gnomes

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