Smalltalk Jokes - 4 Hilarious Smalltalk Jokes

Translated (badly) Goulash is sitting and relaxing in the stomach...

Goulash is sitting and relaxing in the stomach, when suddenly a tequila falls in. He shrug it off and continue to relax, but after a while a rum falls in and join them.

He do some smalltalk but in general isn't much interested, so he continue to relax on his own. Then vodka falls in and joins...

A man is walking into a bar.

He passes an old, homeless man fishing in a puddle in the parking lot. He says, "you look like you could use a drink, come on in."
They sit down to a beer and shot of whiskey each. The man tries to make smalltalk with the homeless fisherman.
"catch anything yet?"
"you're the eighth."

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes.

Bonus: how does dwarves communicate?

Smalltalk.

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Rabbit and Bear at the bar

Rabbit and Bear meet each other one day in the forest. As they're making smalltalk, Rabbit invites Bear over to the nearest bar in order to buy him a drink. When they arrive, Rabbit goes to the bar and orders "A beer for me and a coke for my friend, Bear". Everyone then stops and laughs at Bear's "m...

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