Most appliances use a Linux based OS

But washing machines have windows

How would you spot a linux user?

Don't worry they will tell you themselves!

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Why do Linux admins tend to work in basements?

Because they hate Windows.

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What did the Linux admin say to his racoon friend?

I am root.

Why can't you eliminate Satan from Linux?

Because 666 isn't executable.

A Linux Joke

In computing, what's the only way to generate a truly random string?

Put a Windows user in front of VI and tell him to quit.

Daddy, what are clouds made of?

Linux servers, mostly.

How do you get the most recent posts in r/linux?

Sort by **GNU**.

What is a Linux user's favorite game?

sudo ku

How would you know if someone uses Linux-GNU?

Don't worry, they will tell you

Met a guy once who rapped about nothing but Linux systems

His name was 50CentOS

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy

A Linux sysadmin walks into a pharmacy.


"I can't serve you that"


"There you go".

What do you call a group of Linux users?

*Club Penguin.*

I think Debian Linux....

.... has a very `apt` package manager.

How to make Gnu/Linux run Photoshop?

You serve it WINE.

[Computers] Why do Linux admins always take Xanax?

Because they're constantly battling their daemons.

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Why do prostitutes use Linux?

It's open to the public

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Why shouldn't you have sex with Linux users?

Open sores.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. Ba^Dum^Tss

I just donated some money to the maintainers of a Linux distribution derived from Red Hat

\*tips fedora\*

Q: What is printed on the bottom of a bottle in Michigan? (Found on /r/linux)

A: Open the other end

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Tech Joke: Changing a light bulb

A window user, a Linux user and an apple user all need to change a lightbulb in their respective homes. They split up and the windows and apple user meet back up 5 minutes later

Windows User: Did you get it fixed?

Apple user: No, it can't be cganged so I need to find a new house; how a...

So a network specialist comes up to me and says "do you wanna here a joke?"

There was a Linux error

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3 operating systems walk into a bar

The first says "I'm Windows. The most popular, everyone likes me and I don't mess about. I'll have a pint of lager."

The second says "I'm Mac OS. I'm the favourite of artists and hipsters, and I could never settle for a boring lager like Windows. Give me your hoppiest artisanal IPA!"


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