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Giveaway Jokes

Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway!

The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.

Claim your free giveaway from ubisoft store before end of year

You can no longer claim this free game from Ubisoft store.

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I am doing a bra giveaway.

Send me pics of your boobs and I'll see if I have something that fits you.

What do you call a will reading?

A dead giveaway.

Why couldn’t the skeleton be an undercover cop?

Because he is a dead giveaway

So this famous singer was doing a giveaway...

The prize was a tablet a brand new phone and 1 minute of singing on stage with this famous singer. So a girl named Jess signed her brother up for the giveaway knowing full well he hates crowds and technology but sure enough he won the contest and he was forced to go on stage with this singer. Boy oh...

I had a job at the cemetery, but I got fired...

Apparently, my grave mistakes were dead giveaways.

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What's the difference between a transsexual's giveaway and a message left on a phone?

One is a voicemail.



The other is a male voice.

What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

It's easy to tell if someone is an organ donor.

In fact, its a dead giveaway.

Offering corpses for free isnt just a sign that someone might be crazy

It's a dead giveaway

How did the zombie know they won the lottery?

It was a dead giveaway

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Contest! The Three Funniest Jew Jokes get a free Christmas hat [US & Canada Only]

We're jews over at Rally Flip Cap and we think Jewish jokes are hilarious. We also think ironic prizes are hilarious. So to celebrate Hanukkah we're going to giveaway 3 Merry Christmas hats!

The 3 most upvoted jokes get this hat for free, completely free, including the shipping, no hidden fe...

I want to know what idiot called it a last will and testament

It should’ve been called a dead giveaway

My son’s kindergarten teacher was arrested for heroin possession…

In hindsight, the small pupils were a dead giveaway…

I have a doppelganger named Jake and we look so alike that no one who has seen us online can tell us apart except for one big giveaway

The real Jake is always in the comments

I saw a raffle at a graveyard...

i knew something was wrong there, it was a dead giveaway...

My Grandma tried to not show favourites

But her will was a dead giveaway

I was recently targeted by an organ donation scam

They tried to convince me that, for a small monthly fee, I could have priority access to organ donation from the recently deceased.

It was a dead giveaway.

I recently donated all of my Jerry Garcia memorabilia to the Smithsonian Institute,

it was a dead giveaway.

The other day I saw this huge crowd of dodgy looking people lining up at the local morgue, they were all leaving with these big heavy looking bags over their shoulders. I could just tell something illegal was going on.

It was a dead giveaway

How did everyone know about the sweepstakes held by the morgue?

It was a dead giveaway.

How can you tell if a terrorist is well hung?

A loud snap of his neck is a dead giveaway.

Never accept anything from a will

It’s a dead giveaway.

Why don't funeral homes hold surprise competitions?

They're always a dead giveaway.

Why do detectives look to a Will when searching for murder suspects?

Because a Will is a dead giveaway.

They tried to hide the yard sale at the cemetery but failed miserably

It was a dead giveaway

Why were the police so sure it was the morgue handing out bodies every night?

It was literally a dead giveaway.

Did you hear about the raffle that a local necrophiliac club was having? They were selling a lot of tickets until the cops shut them down on the grounds that it's illegal to sell parts of a corpse.

Ironically, the police never would have found out about it if the title wasn't "A Dead Giveaway"!

I always suspected that my neighbors had weird traditions, and it was confirmed when I saw them donating their deceased

It was a dead giveaway

My great uncle liked his little games.

For years it seemed like he had just disappeared without a trace. The entire family scoured the U.S. to track him down.

But I finally found his will. Pretty disappointing, actually. It was a dead giveaway.

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How a good day turns bad

A police officer pulled over a man and told him because he had been wearing his seat belt, he won $1000 in their giveaway. The officer asked the man what he was going to do with the money and the man replied, “Well, I’m guess I’ll go to driving school and get my license.”

The man’s wife quick...

On a hunch, I tried looking for the murderer at the corpse auction.

As soon as the auctioneer started it was a dead giveaway.

The local morgue was clearing out old bodies.

Bunch of necrophiles showed up.

How did I know they were necrophiles?









It was a dead giveaway.

Why don't undertakers provide free services?

That would be a dead giveaway.

Once, many many years ago, there was a fad among fast food restaurants

to put historical, sometimes military or industrial items in their front yards as a kind of attraction/plaything; an old howitzer or maybe even a train caboose that kids could inspect or climb on. Sometimes these unlikely things would be decorated with the characters or dishes of the food chain. For...

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