Gangs Jokes - 8 Hilarious Gangs Jokes

I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

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My grandad said there’s gangs at his retirement village

The blood clots and the cripples

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Why are white prison gangs the scariest?

Because they had a fair trial and still ended up in prison

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Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...

The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.

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You know how some gangs beat up new members to initiate them?

I might be in like 12 gangs.

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A police officer just intercepted a secret message between two major gangs...

The message simply said: 5310H55V 0113H

Curious, he tried to decipher it but gave up after a few hours, and asked the rest of his police department if they could help.

After a few days of code cracking, the police department gave up, and sent the cryptic message to the FBI. The bright...

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I heard the gangs fighting again yelling, “THE RAVIOLI IS OURS.” And, “NO ITS NOT.” I questioned why they always fought

Then I remembered it’s because I’m in the spaghetto

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A Hippo wants to join the local hippo gang

While speaking with the gang leader he's told in order to join the gang he must have respect for his brothers and impeccable manners.
He nods his head and let's the leader know he was raised in a noble, high class family. These things came easy to him.

The hippo struts out of the leaders r...

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