I'm working on a book about vampire gangs.

I'm titling it the Bloods and the Crypts.

Street gangs of southern LA have started decapitating each other and using the body parts to trade for goods...

The most valuable of which is the Crip toe currency.

My grandad said there’s gangs at his retirement village

The blood clots and the cripples

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Do you have an email address?

An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that...

You know how some gangs beat up new members to initiate them?

I might be in like 12 gangs.

I don't see how deaf people dont join gangs.

They'd be good at the gang signs

I heard the gangs fighting again yelling, “THE RAVIOLI IS OURS.” And, “NO ITS NOT.” I questioned why they always fought

Then I remembered it’s because I’m in the spaghetto

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Why don't street gangs listen to country music??

Every time they hear "hoedown!!", they think a prostitute got shot in a drive-by.

Sureño gang members are probably the most literate of criminal gangs in the USA

They're always talking about essays

A Hippo wants to join the local hippo gang

While speaking with the gang leader he's told in order to join the gang he must have respect for his brothers and impeccable manners.
He nods his head and let's the leader know he was raised in a noble, high class family. These things came easy to him.

The hippo struts out of the leaders r...

You know the good thing about gangs?

They carpool

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