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Crips Jokes

Why do Crips like swimming in the ocean?

Because sharks can smell Blood from far away.

Why can royals never be crips?

Cause they keep it in the blood

What’s a crips biggest health concern

High bloods pressure

What’s a crips biggest fear?

A blood test.

What's the difference between the Bloods and Superman?

One gets killed by Kryptonite, the other gets killed by Crips tonight

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all crips.
(Sorry)

I used to be a gang member with the Bloods, but then I had a baby and realized I had to make some real changes in my life...

So now I'm with the Crips, and me and my little guy can finally watch Blue's Clues together.

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