What is the difference between the Government and the Drug cartel?
The cartels don't force you to take the drugs....I'll see myself out
Drug cartels have been turning to toilet paper instead of narcotics for profits
I guess you can say the crack has been wiped out clean.
If the Mexican Drug Cartel had a slogan
It would be "Putting the 'Juan' in 'Marijuana'"
What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord?
"Oh man, Juan Valdez died this morning."
Ok, so it's not a 'joke' joke, but that's what you say. Maybe at work, at the bar with friends. Say it in a lull in the conversation. If you're really good, say it while scanning the paper or a news site.
Some people go, "oh!" And some people say, "wait, the Colombian coffee merchant?" an...
TIL about Mexican drug birds.
During the early 60s drug cartels would use South-American mallard flocks to smuggle drugs over the border.
The birds' predictable migration patterns and considerable size made them perfect for the job, until a few years later.
That's when the ducks got wise and just started smoking ...