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Vigilante Jokes

Which religion has the most costumed vigilantes?

Zorro-astrianism

How many Billionaires does take it take to create a Vigilante?

Three.
Two to die and one to never get over it.

Why do vigilante parties suck?

Because just ice is served.

Spiderman became a vigilante

Meanwhile, Aunt May became a vigil auntie.

Batman is the Covid Vigilante

Given:
a) He covers his entire body except his mouth and nostrils
b) He’s a bat

Therefore:
He may be a superspreader.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Did you hear about the masturbating vigilante?

He had to take matters into his own hands.

Trash cans are all vigilantes

They keep our streets clean when others won't.

Has anyone heard of the Jamaican vigilante who dresses up in a black robot costume?

They call him the Botmon.

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

What do you call an ant that fights crime?

A vigilante.

I got arrested for giving criminals glasses of ice cubes.

Apparently you're considered to be a vigilante if you hand out just ice on the streets.

The Egg

I'm utterly opposed to any form of egg cracking on anyone's head and I totally condemn the act of the underage violent vigilante who cracked an egg on senators head. However with that being said what it highlights is the endless distribution and importing of eggs all around the world. Rising fear of...

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