Gamers Jokes - 26 Hilarious Gamers Jokes

PlayStation has announced a new line of shoes for gamers.

Thier first pair will be called Demon Soles.

Gamers these days have no patience.

Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were *three days*

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

Where do New England gamers spend most of their playtime?

The Maine menu.

How many multiplayer gamers does it take to fix a lightbulb?

0. You can’t pause a multiplayer game.

Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games

Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"

Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"

What do gamers call an abortion?

A spawn kill.

Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways.

They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on.

What problem can both gamers and popular musicians relate to?

The fans are too noisy.

Gamers become the best engineers.

They are already experts in steam.

A new hairdressers for angry gamers opened up in my town.

It's called 'Dye Dye Dye!'

What do you call a group of gamers out in public?

A rare occurance.

Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".

Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."

Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."

Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."

Excuse #1: "I swe...

What is a gamers favourite fish

Cod

A Gamers perspective of Reality.

Great graphics, terrible gameplay.

Do you know how PC gamers always can beat console players if they play against each other?

They press the Win-key.

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Japanese gamers in online games are so full of positivity

No matter how much I fuck up they always tell me to shine

Why are EU gamers so serious about what they do?

Because they can’t be memers

Who's a gamers favourite Asian

Lo Ping

Raging Gamers

A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week.

92% said "your mum"

Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.

Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.

All gamers are bilingual...

They speak both English and Profanity.

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Why do gamers say "get shit on"?

Because they rectum

Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...

but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross

PC gamers don't take hot showers.

They take Steam-y ones.

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A Gamer Just Died.

And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.

After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they ar...

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