What do gamers call an abortion?

A spawn kill.

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What do pornstars and gamers have in common?

They both aim for the head

Two elitist gamers meet each other and discuss their favorite online games

Gamer 1: "You play WoW? LoL"

Gamer 2: "You play LoL? WoW"

Gamers these days have no patience.

Two thousand years ago, respawn wait times were *three days*

Gamers and organ harvesters are similar in some ways.

They both loot through chests hoping to find rare loot to sell later on.

What problem can both gamers and popular musicians relate to?

The fans are too noisy.

Gamers become the best engineers.

They are already experts in steam.

Why are American school kids the second best FPS gamers next to Koreans?

Because they learned how to dodge bullets in real life

What do you call a group of gamers out in public?

A rare occurance.

A new hairdressers for angry gamers opened up in my town.

It's called 'Dye Dye Dye!'

Top 5 anti-vax excuses, interpreted for gamers

Excuse #5: "I like to play life with the default biological settings".

Excuse #4: "I like to take my chances and play it on extreme difficulty, just like old school style."

Excuse #3: "Pay to win? Eww."

Excuse #2: "I'll rather die than pay for DLC."

Excuse #1: "I swe...

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

What is a gamers favourite fish

Cod

Do you know how PC gamers always can beat console players if they play against each other?

They press the Win-key.

Why are EU gamers so serious about what they do?

Because they canโ€™t be memers

A Gamers perspective of Reality.

Great graphics, terrible gameplay.

The EA community team has now provided a feeling of pride and accomplishment to about 520,000 gamers...

By allowing us to Downvote them into Reddit hall of shame

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A Gamer Just Died.

And his family are having the funeral for him. His girlfriend shows up and notices 2 japanese men in suits sitting in the front row.

After the eulogy, they all go into the cemetery to bury him and the odd men keep following. The girlfriend gets concerned and asks the gamers friend who they ar...

Who's a gamers favourite Asian

Lo Ping

Gamers say video games don't encourage violence.

Yet this new Star Wars Battlefront has got everyone wielding pitchforks.

Raging Gamers

A recent survey conducted asked about a thousand 13-year old gamers what they had done last week.

92% said "your mum"

Why don't pc gamers get laid

Because they're micro-soft

All gamers are bilingual...

They speak both English and Profanity.

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Why do gamers say "get shit on"?

Because they rectum

Some gamers think that it's wrong to cheat...

but i think its down right left triangle up square down left square right circle cross

A group of gamers try to walk into a bar

*use wall hack*

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