My son asked me why I only let him play Sim creation screen of the Sims but not the rest

I told him, 'It's character building.'

I used to have a good life , successful job and health

Then i stopped playing Sims

In Sims 3, what's the difference between Sims playing tag and sims playing hide & seek?

Eh, Sim antics

When my kids play The Sims, I always disconnect the power from the computer just after they've finished making their family

It's character building

I love playing The Sims.

It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day.

He loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss but has a heavy German accent asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick- tock-tick-tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick......

How do you know you're an adult?

You realize The Sims is a financial fantasy game where a 2 story house costs 100 000$ and can be afforded with a working salary

The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq

They call it the Sims

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You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

One day TV is broadcasting about a gun shot in campus and the experts analyze that it is linked to the murder's massive time in playing violence video game.

Mum: No sense, my son is always playing dating sims and he still unable to find a girlfriend.

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A boss is confronted with the difficult decision of downsizing one of his employees.

He spends all week reviewing employee files and records and finally narrows it down to two candidates, Jack Wilson or Betty Sims.

Friday comes around and he still hasn't made the decision. They're both equally qualified in every way, and neither has any real black marks on their record. Final...

I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East.

They call it "The Sims".

My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child.

She takes The Sims very seriously.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq.

They're renaming the game to The Sims 5.

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