Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.

What do audiophiles like listening to?

Audio files.

Today I discovered my brother and I are both audiophiles...

He came as soon as he heard.

Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones

Their reasoning is pretty sound

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Paedophiles are bad.

Audiophiles are good.

The worst is when you combine the two.

And you're getting molested to the grease soundtrack.

What did the FLAC say?

I'm an audiophile

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.

Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: ...

So a pair of Beats headphones walk into a bar...

So a pair of Beats walk into a bar full of audiophiles. The bartender says "we don't like your kind 'round here" and the pair of Beats say "sorry man, were not looking for any treble"

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