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Audiophile Jokes

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I am an audiophile

and it doesn't mean I like to sound players


I do


but not because I'm an audiophile

I didn't know JK Rowling was an audiophile, but it isn't surprising

She's obviously very opinionated about trans coding

What do two audiophiles do when they celebrate?

They Hi-Fi

What do audiophiles like listening to?

Audio files.

Why are do many audiophiles work in the canning industry?

Because they can tuna fish.

Consult an audiophile before buying new headphones

Their reasoning is pretty sound

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

So a pair of Beats headphones walk into a bar...

So a pair of Beats walk into a bar full of audiophiles. The bartender says "we don't like your kind 'round here" and the pair of Beats say "sorry man, were not looking for any treble"

Good Sound

An mp3 file was relaxing on his couch at home, when his wife comes up to him.

Wife: "Honey, could you explain this charge for $600?"
Mp3: "Oh, thats for a new set of headphones."
Wife: "For $600??? How could you spend that much?"
Mp3: "But the sound quality is really good!"
Wife: ...
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