Wii Jokes - 48 Hilarious Wii Jokes

What's the police's favorite gaming console?

WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U

PS4/Xbox joke

Oh no! Playstation and xbox online services are down! Someone call an ambulance! Wii U Wii U Wii U

What did the Nintendo Wii do when he stopped working?

Wii-tired

bonus: In Wii-sconsin

Why is Wii the most adult console?

Because it has a sensor bar.

Nintendo: surely you can't come up with a worse name than Wii U

Microsoft: hold my beer

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

I miss the days when 2 Nintendo employees would show up at your house to play Wii

Now they just show up with a lawsuit and a court order.

Nintendo didn’t want a repeat of the disappointing sales from their Wii U.

It was clear that they needed to make a switch.

Nintendo recently found a truck that was stolen in 2015 and all the Wii games were still in the trailer.

They released them for sale at only $59.99.

Nintendo used to make the Wii

Then they decided to make a switch.

What sound does a Nintendo police car make?

Wii-U Wii-U Wii-U

Did you hear about the old Nintendo console which burned down a house?

Turns out Wii *did* start the fire.

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

I once heard a joke about the Nintendo Wii

It wasn't really funny but I still nunchuckled

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?

Amiigo

So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console.

Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U.

Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Today I found out that King Charles is a gamer, and mostly plays Nintendo games.

He knows how to properly use the Royal Wii.

I asked a Frenchman if he played video games

He said ‘Wii’

What video game system do police officers play in their cars?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

A fight breaks out between Xbox One and PS4 fans. Someone calls the cops. What sound does the siren make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U!

Back when I was younger, I looked in the Mario Kart Wii manual and saw it had Classic Controller Support. I thought, "How the hell do you use that?"

Looking back now that I have a Wii again, I looked at my Wii remote and said, "How the hell did I use that?

What did Nintendo do when they found out their consoles had a defect?

They issued a wii-call

What does Mario and Luigi smoke?

Wiid.

(This would have been funny ten years ago) What do you call it when stores start getting replenishment shipments of the Nintendo Wii?

A wiistock.

I couldn't help myself- before I knew what was happening, I found myself bragging about getting the new Nintendo console in 2006.

It was a Wii-flex.

Your momma so fat...

She needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.

Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently.

Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...

The worst joke on the planet.

I bought a playstation 4.

The Xbox 1 X broke it.

SO I called the ambulance

The sound it made was

***WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U WII U***

If Nintendo had a police force what would their anthem be ?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Is it true that the French Government banned the Xbox 360 and PS3 back in the day?

Wii

I just realized how woke Nintendo is.

The Wii and WiiU may be the first consoles in history to have preferred personal pronouns.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Mario, Luigi, Peach met up for the first time in 5 years

It was a Wii Union!

Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.

Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.

What console do frenchmen play on?

Wii

Yes, I know this is a dad joke.

Which games console do religious women like to play on?

The nun-tendo wii

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What is the Doctor from Doctor Who's preferred console?

_Wiiii U_

da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum

da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum

_Wiiii U_, Wii-ii-ii U…

Last night I smashed my friends Mom.-

I stopped by my friend's house late last night. I rang the doorbell and his mom answered. Apparently he wasn't home because he was off studying with some other friends at their place. She told me to come in, so I did. I took my shoes off and went to the living room and sat on the couch. She came bac...

What do you call a dumb gamer?

A wii-tard

Just saw a French footballer playing Nintendo

Think it was Thierry on Wii

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

President Trump decided to play Mario Kart with his cabinet

He thought that this would be be a good bonding exercise with his staff so he bought a Wii and ordered his whole office to come into the oval office

Once everyone arrived there was a huge argument on who would play as what character, because everyone wanted to be Mario. Trump decided that thi...

Two Brothers In Grandmas House

Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandmas house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers. As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike." His older brother said, ...

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A Japanese man, a Mexican man, and an American man

A Japanese man, Mexican man, and American man were on a plane that was dropping altitude. They were told to drop something off the plane to lessen the weight on the plane. The Japanese man dropped a Wii and said "There are too many of these in my country". Then, the Mexican man dropped a sombrero an...

Kurg Industries' Story

Kurg Industries was a famed company well-known for producing the highest-quality containers, be it lunchboxes, cardboard packaging or shipping crates.

One Christmas season, they decided to create a new, exclusive and especially high-quality crate to sell off at an auction. Many came to see an...

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