I miss the days when 2 Nintendo employees would show up at your house to play Wii

Now they just show up with a lawsuit and a court order.

What's an ambulance driver's favorite gaming system?

Wii U.

19 and 20 had a fight


19 was injured. 22.

Then came the ambulance Wii U Wii U Wii U

Nintendo didn’t want a repeat of the disappointing sales from their Wii U.

It was clear that they needed to make a switch.

What did the Nintendo Wii do when he stopped working?


bonus: In Wii-sconsin

Everywhere, we call it Wii and Wii U.

But in France, they call it Yes and Yes U.

Asked my French friend if he played any video games

He said "wii"

Back when I was younger, I looked in the Mario Kart Wii manual and saw it had Classic Controller Support. I thought, "How the hell do you use that?"

Looking back now that I have a Wii again, I looked at my Wii remote and said, "How the hell did I use that?

Nintendo: surely you can't come up with a worse name than Wii U

Microsoft: hold my beer

Oh no! Someone got seriously injured at the Nintendo headquarters! Call an ambulance!

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild was originally intended to be for Wii U

But mid-way through development they made the switch.

So, Nintendo's stopped production of the Wii U and are producing their new console.

Looks like they decided it's a good time for a Switch.

I once heard a joke about the Nintendo Wii

It wasn't really funny but I still nunchuckled

(This would have been funny ten years ago) What do you call it when stores start getting replenishment shipments of the Nintendo Wii?

A wiistock.

Why is Wii the most adult console?

Because it has a sensor bar.

I gave my XBOX a 360, it was fun...

And I was like: "Wii!"

What do Mexicans use with the Wii-U?


A kids house burns down while he was playing videogames

While sitting on the sidewalk with his parents, watching the firemen hose the fire, he keeps crying hysterically, screaming “NO!!!” His parents ask if they left a pet or something special in there and he cries “NO!!!” He finally weeps out “When we had to leave I.....I....I had just gotten 100% on th...

Mario, Luigi, Peach met up for the first time in 5 years

It was a Wii Union!

I saw a French footballer playing on my Nintendo Console several years ago...

It was Thierry on Wii!

A fight breaks out between Xbox One and PS4 fans. Someone calls the cops. What sound does the siren make?

Wii U, Wii U, Wii U!

What did the Scottish epileptic boy get for Christmas?

A Wii fit

What does Mario and Luigi smoke?


I came home from work early one night...

I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said, "What's going on?"

My wife said, "Erm... We've been playing on the Wii Fit." She winked at my mate and said, "Dave did VERY well."

As I walked out of the room, I he...

What console do frenchmen play on?


Yes, I know this is a dad joke.

I was going to make a Nintendo joke...

But it was a Wii too hard for Mii to think it up...

Last night I smashed my friends Mom.-

I stopped by my friend's house late last night. I rang the doorbell and his mom answered. Apparently he wasn't home because he was off studying with some other friends at their place. She told me to come in, so I did. I took my shoes off and went to the living room and sat on the couch. She came bac...

Is it true that the French Government banned the Xbox 360 and PS3 back in the day?


Which games console do religious women like to play on?

The nun-tendo wii

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U.

Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

I just realized how woke Nintendo is.

The Wii and WiiU may be the first consoles in history to have preferred personal pronouns.

If Nintendo had a police force what would their anthem be ?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

The worst joke on the planet.

I bought a playstation 4.

The Xbox 1 X broke it.

SO I called the ambulance

The sound it made was


President Trump decided to play Mario Kart with his cabinet

He thought that this would be be a good bonding exercise with his staff so he bought a Wii and ordered his whole office to come into the oval office

Once everyone arrived there was a huge argument on who would play as what character, because everyone wanted to be Mario. Trump decided that thi...

Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.

Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.

What will happen if someone robs a Nintendo Switch factory?


Apparently, Nintendo opened a hospital recently.

Oh, hey, I can hear their ambulance driving by now!

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U...

yo mama is so fat......

she used cheat codes to WII fit

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

Kurg Industries' Story

Kurg Industries was a famed company well-known for producing the highest-quality containers, be it lunchboxes, cardboard packaging or shipping crates.

One Christmas season, they decided to create a new, exclusive and especially high-quality crate to sell off at an auction. Many came to see an...

What is the Doctor from Doctor Who's preferred console?

_Wiiii U_

da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum

da-da-da-dum, da-da-da-dum

_Wiiii U_, Wii-ii-ii U…

What’s DJ Khaled say his favorite gaming system is?

Wii the best

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?


Two Brothers In Grandmas House

Just before Christmas, two brothers were spending the night at their Grandmas house. At bed time, they knelt down to say their prayers. As they closed their eyes, one boy said in a loud voice, "Dear Lord, please ask Santa Claus to bring me a Wii, a telescope and a new bike." His older brother said, ...

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

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A Japanese man, a Mexican man, and an American man

A Japanese man, Mexican man, and American man were on a plane that was dropping altitude. They were told to drop something off the plane to lessen the weight on the plane. The Japanese man dropped a Wii and said "There are too many of these in my country". Then, the Mexican man dropped a sombrero an...

What do you call a dumb gamer?

A wii-tard

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

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