I’m giving out my personal credit card info to anyone that wants it

It’s several shades of blue, very thin, about 3” long and 2” tall with these little raised numbers and letters on it, it has what looks like a SIM card on one end, a WiFi symbol looking thingy on the front, it has a bunch of tiny words and some additional numbers on the back with a solid black secti...

2020 is like when you where playing SIM CITY 2000

You got bored and started clicking on all the disasters menu options at the same time

Blizzard just released a new dating sim

Core gameplay is getting in bed with the Chinese :>

I was playing a flight sim yesterday and suddenly my game started running really slowly, which was very annoying

I hate jet lag.

Found this one at the end of the Sim City 2000 credits

These 3 strings walk into a bar. The first one goes to the bartender and says, "gimme a drink" and the bartender says "I'm sorry but we don't serve strings here."

So the second string thinks that maybe if he asks nice the bartender will give him a drink. So the second string says to the bart...

Two developers are working on a simulation when it suddenly goes haywire before returning to normal

Dev 1: Did you see that? I think the simulation just broke for a second.

Dev 2: I think it's more accurate to say it glitched.

Dev 1: Dude, I'm not about to argue over sim antics.

My wife asked me if I love her and I told her that my heart is like my phone and she is the Sim card. She was impressed

but I didn't tell her that my phone has dual Sim

My son asked me why I only let him play Sim creation screen of the Sims but not the rest

I told him, 'It's character building.'

I used to have a good life , successful job and health

Then i stopped playing Sims

Did you hear about the Legend of Zelda gardening sim?

You play as Link, the hero of Thyme.

I love playing The Sims.

It's the only time I can watch a family naked and not get arrested.

When my kids play The Sims, I always disconnect the power from the computer just after they've finished making their family

It's character building

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

Harvey's grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day.

He loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss but has a heavy German accent asks Harvey, "Vat sims to be ze problem?"

Harvey says, "I'm not sure, but it doesn't go 'tick- tock-tick-tock' anymore. Now it just goes 'tick......

How do you know you're an adult?

You realize The Sims is a financial fantasy game where a 2 story house costs 100 000$ and can be afforded with a working salary

The new Call of Duty just got released in Iraq

They call it the Sims

Note: this technically a repost

My buddy and I have a picture of the Islamic God on the smart card inside our mobile phones.

We're very SIM Allah.

You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there?

That’s God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.

One day TV is broadcasting about a gun shot in campus and the experts analyze that it is linked to the murder's massive time in playing violence video game.

Mum: No sense, my son is always playing dating sims and he still unable to find a girlfriend.

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A boss is confronted with the difficult decision of downsizing one of his employees.

He spends all week reviewing employee files and records and finally narrows it down to two candidates, Jack Wilson or Betty Sims.

Friday comes around and he still hasn't made the decision. They're both equally qualified in every way, and neither has any real black marks on their record. Final...

I heard that ' Call of Duty' has a different name in the Middle East.

They call it "The Sims".

My girlfriend has been crying for hours now after the loss of a child.

She takes The Sims very seriously.

A phone rings - Hi, this is NSA.

Hi, yeah I know.

You do? How?

Well you are calling a phone that has no SIM card or battery in it.


^((Translated from Russian, I don't think much is lost by replacing FSB))

[Punchline wanted] Charles Darwin, Jean-Baptiste Lamarck, and Jerry Lewis walk into a bar. To their surprise, the bartender is a monkey.

Lamarck notes that the monkey's arms have become long from reaching for bottles on the high shelves. Darwin disagrees, saying that the monkey got the job because it was born with long arms. Jerry Lewis looks at the both of them, and says…

Sorry, SimLife couldn't get a needed punch line.
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 is getting released for the second time in Iraq.

They're renaming the game to The Sims 5.

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