I keep asking people what LGBT stands for.

No ones given me a straight answer.

Why can you see the LGBT colours in the sky after it rains?

Because the sun just came out.

How many LGBT supporters does it take to change a lightbulb?

The lightbulb is fine the way it is. Society just needs to change the way it looks at it.

Edit: Wow front page. Didn't expect this big a response.

Did you ever realize that the colours on the LGBT flag are actually all straight

Unless it blows?

My son just told me what he thought LGBT stood for

L - Let’s
G - Get down to
B - Buisness
T - To defeat the huns

Asked my dad what LGBT stands for

He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?"
Obviously I had to reply with "Garnish".

[True story. My dad is not an idiot either, totally normal human.]

All cars support LGBT community.

Afterall, they all have a trans mission.

What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?

An LGBT queue

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

How does a LGBT Communist get to work?

On their Bi-Sickle!

Why do LGBT people dislike coding?

It's binary

I researched about LGBT on internet today

Just couldn't get a straight answer.

I'm pretty sure my electrician supports LGBT rights.

Just the other day I heard him talking about his transister.

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The lgbt+ community should thank me!

Because I made all people i‘m dating gay......

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My LGBT friends called me prude when we were talking about sex

... but frankly, it's them who never gave straight answers.

What was the anthem of Saudi Arabia's first LGBT pride parade?

We Will Rock You.

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So The Canadian Government Is Changing The 2 Dollar Coin

Under pressure from the LGBT community the Canadian government is taking the Iconic polar bear off the 2 dollar coin and replacing it with 2 male deer mating.

Now everyone who has one will have “2 Fucking Bucks” in their pockets

I always thought LGBT means Lettuce Ginger Bacon and Tomato...

Until my smart friend told me that G stands for Guacamole

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[Amazing Comeback] So I was reading comments on a LGBT friendly add(Android's #AndProud)

> I hate fucking gays
>> Stop having sex with gays then.

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I'll never know what LGBT stands for.

Every time I ask I can never get a straight answer.



I'm not sure if you knew this, but if you rearrange the letters in LGBT...

You'll probably offend someone.

The new LGBT NFL rules are modified from the Traditional NFL

There’s no tight end

Why can't you argue with the LGBT community?

Because they're not thinking straight.

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What's the LGBT community's favorite sex position?

Sixty-*Nouns*

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There’s a LGBT branch of Ku Klux Klan

It’s called, Gay-K-K

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I always ask what LGBT stands for...

But i never get a straight answer.




Ps: I'm very aware of its meaning(since im very gay).

I tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride month

but I need to pay extra for LGBT Plus

What happens when you put a lot of LGBT people in a long line?

You get a LGBTQ.

It must've been terrible for some in the LGBT+ community,

Because no one is encouraged to come out now.

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I've seen a LGBT activist publish phones and home addresses of homophobic straight people on the Internet.

Needless to say, I found his approach somewhat heterodox.

Where did the two men line up to get their marriage certificate?

In the LGBT-queue

What do LGBT people say at the end of a conversation?

Bi

I applied to join an LGBT comedy group, but I got rejected.

I guess their routine doesn't need a Straight-Man after all.

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I was very undecided about attending the LGBT+ Pride march today and I ended up with a sore butt....

...It’s what I get for sitting on the fence!

Why do LGBT people have bad grades?

They can’t think straight.

I went to a LGBT+ friendly bank yesterday to see

Transactions

What's the most commonly spoken language amongst LGBT people?

Gaelic.

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I want to start an lgbt friendly militia

An “Al gayda” if you will...

LGBT should rename themselves BLTG.

It's more tasteful.

A man walks into an LGBTQ centre.

He walks up to the front desk and introduces himself. "Hello, I identify as a chocolate bar. Can I join?"

The receptionist replies "Sir, that's disgraceful! You're mocking the community. We're going to have to ask you to leave."

"You can't call me sir!" The man exclaims. "I use her/she...

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I met a bipolar bear at my therapist's office.

He was complaining why there were no lgbt rallies near the arctic circle.

I'm not saying I value sandwiches more than equality.

But my favourite part about LGBT is the BLT bit.

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What would you have if the LGBT community kicked out all the gays?

A pretty good sandwich

Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community.

Their new mints are bi-curiously strong.

People doubt me when I mention how accepting Canada is towards the LGBT community.

But it's Trudeau.

Now that we have finally started to accept LGBT people inour society...

...I think Iowans will soon follow

If I add Quac to a Bacon-Lettuce Tomato Sandwich...

Does that make it an LGBT?

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This really isn't a good joke but...

In an alternate universe, Hitler gains power of the whole world (somehow) and he is so full of himself, he changes the official title of a man from mister to the first 3 letters of his name.

In this alternate universe, Hitler doesn't believe in Aryan supremacy but supports LGBT (bear with me)...

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Why was the LGBT parade float a disaster?

Their tranny stopped working

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The vagina has more than 8000 nerve endings

But it’s still not nearly as sensitive as LGBT Community

There are so many letters added to LGBT nowadays,

it may as well be called LGBTLDR

Whats the difference between an arrow and the LGBT+ community?

An arrow actually has a point.

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