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Founders Jokes

What technology company was named after its founders genitalia?

Microsoft

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The founders of Tesla and Microsoft have joined forces to create their new brand of Viagra...

Elon Gates.

One of the founders of a large company called Aloecorp, Inc. recently got divorced

His wife is seeking aloemoney

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A cruise ship founders on a reef...

and a man just manages to swim some miles and crawl up on a desert island.

After recovering from the ordeal, he begins to explore and finds to his great surprise (and pleasure) that the only other survivor of this terrible tragedy is Cindy Crawford.

They build a lean-to and find some ...

The founders of Canada were sitting around, trying to come up with a name for their new country.

They couldn't come up with anything until one of them suggested putting all of the letters of the alphabet into a hat and drawing them out one at a time. The eldest member of the group was chosen to draw letters. So he starts in. "C, eh. N, eh. D, eh."

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The two founders of the McDonald’s restaurant were Mac and Dick McDonald. Their most famous burger is named after one of them.

I’m really glad they went with Big Mac.

Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish.....

Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells.

The USA is proud because their Founding Fathers had strong convictions

Big deal the founders of Australia had convictions too.

Why is Saudi Arabia the first to get Ramzan?

They bought the founders edition.

How did Canada get it’s name?

Their founders put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled them out:

“C” eh, “N” eh, “D” eh.

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Questioner: Can you explain the birth of Jesus Christ from scientific point of view?

Me: OK, I’m not sure why it falls on me to be the one to tell you this, but I’m up for it, I guess. You see, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much…

Questioner: No, no, no!

Me: What?

Questioner: I don’t want an explanation of where *babies* comes from. I want an expl...

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