Harry Houdini used to fall through a trap door in every act
He was going through a stage
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Three couples in line to enter the Pearly GatesâŚ
St. Peter addresses the first couple. He reads from the big book and finally looks up at the man and says with a dripping sarcasm, âYou want to get into heaven? You were the cheapest son of a gun who ever lived! You didnât give to charity. You didnât help out family members. You were so obsessed wit...
Why does Jesus hate M&Mâs?
They fall through his hands.
A man decides to visit Germany with his dog for 2 weeks.
He wishes to experience German culture during the winter. So, he visits an ice rink. As soon as the man steps foot on the ice, the dog darts forward, excited about his new surroundings. The dog proceeds to fall through a thinner patch of ice. The man leaps forward to save his dog, but another man di...
I've been searching...
...for almost 40 years for a toilet seat I don't fall through.
I'm a little behind.
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