This is not all that funny and it was told to me as part of someone's leaving speech way back in the mid-80's - but it does leave a long lasting impression that you can take with you, anywhere:
In 1964, all of the dogs in the world attended a weekender party. Early in the afternoon - in the e...
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This dude dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter sees him show up and says âHoly shit, youâre the first person thatâs ever come up here thatâs exactly at 50% good and 50% evil. Not sure if I should send you to Heaven or Hell. This is crazy. Tell you what, since youâre exactly even Iâm gonna let you chooseâ.
The dude says âOh, wow...
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