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Colonization Jokes

Elon Musk new plan for Mars colonization will include only registered Republicans.

He is going to make it the true red planet.

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What's the opposite of colonization?

Coronization. Everybody stays the at home.

Space colonization

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Knock Knock

[PERSON] who's there

Colin

[PERSON] Colin who?

Colonization, just kidding, colonizers don't knock before coming in

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What's it called when some has their first experience?

Colonization

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If planet Earth was a human body, the UK would be the colon because everything it touches turns to .

That's why it's called Colonization.

The Bacon Tree

The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confus...

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