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Colonization Jokes

Elon Musk new plan for Mars colonization will include only registered Republicans.

He is going to make it the true red planet.

Space colonization

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What's the opposite of colonization?

Coronization. Everybody stays the fuck at home.

Knock Knock

[PERSON] who's there

Colin

[PERSON] Colin who?

Colonization, just kidding, colonizers don't knock before coming in

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What's it called when some has their first anal experience?

Colonization

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If planet Earth was a human body, the UK would be the colon because everything it touches turns to shit.

That's why it's called Colonization.

The Bacon Tree

The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confus...

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