If planet Earth was a human body, the UK would be the colon because everything it touches turns to shit.
That's why it's called Colonization.
The Legend Of The Bacon Tree
The year is 1541 and the French have just begun colonization in North America. Young Jean-Luc is in his newly crafted home when suddenly his friend Jean-Pierre bursts through his front door. 'Jean Luc!' he exclaims. 'You weel nevar believe! I 'ave 'eard word of a bacon tree!'. Jean-Luc looks confuse...