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I was raised in a nuclear powered family.

My parents were so obsessed with appearances that external pressure overcame their repulsion for me.
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You really oughtta diet...

A morbidly obese man decided it was time to lose some weight, so he joined a health spa...

He gets to the spa and starts out on the treadmill, jogs around the gym a couple times, swims a couple laps in the pool, sweats for a half hour or so in the sauna, and finishes off with a shower.
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