When using the Queens toilet at Buckingham Palace, it's only ever proper manners.....

To do a curtsy flush

I'm not sure what the best response to my wife telling me "we're having quadruplets" is....

But apparently "How many of them should we abort?" wasn't it.

Women.

(Joke credit to me)

I'll take a curtsy and show myself out.

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