Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?

Because he didn't habanero..

What do you buy an Archer that likes flowers?

A rose

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Student 1: My name is Tom Archer because my ancestors were making bows and arrows.

Student 2: My name is Sam Baker because my forefathers were bakers.

Student 3: My name is John Dickinson, and I hate this game.

what’s the difference between a drunken archer and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can’t hit...

I went to a stand-up gig of a guy named Archer.

It was boring as all he had were nock nock jokes.

How do archers travel?

By arrowplane of course.

Did you hear the story about Jesus the archer?

On the third day he arrows again.

Three men die together in an accident and are sent to hell...

Two of the men are quite tall and lean, and the other man is a very short, fat guy.

The devil welcomes them to hell. He tells the three men that they have a chance to redeem their souls and go to heaven. If one of them men can find something the devil can't catch, he will let all three asce...

Two archers are sipping pints in a pub.

The first archer says, "Did you see the new leathersmith? He's a beast of a man with eyes as black as night."

To which the second archer replies, "Aye, he makes me quiver".

Why are archers good at building planes?

Because they're experts in arrow dynamics

What do you call an angry archer?

A Cross Bowman

Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer?

Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!

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It's cool that last names tell us about old family professions

Like the Smith family were blacksmiths


and the Bowman family were archers


and the Dickinson family... well they were in jail

A band of adventurers accept a quest, to slay the Ork King.

Before heading out to fight the Ork King, they head to town to hire a mercenary.
The first one is a swordsman, who asks for 1000 gold to join them.
The second is an archer, who wants 2000 gold for her services.
The last one is a Spearman, who is willing to do it just for the experienc...

One day, an old man was hammering a large, wooden stake into his garden.

Unfortunately, that same day, the captain of the Navy was walking past. When the stake caught his eye (despite it being very basic and unattractive), he decided he wanted to own it. So, he waited for the old man to leave, and promptly pulled it out and carried it away to his submarine, where he foun...

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best jokes about Albania, from Romania:

Why the Albanian submarines resurface every 2 minutes? So the rowers can breath.

How do you destroy an Albanian tank? You shot the guy that pushes it.

Why did the Albanians lost the war? The archer was sick.

The Albanians managed to releases on market their fist computer, it's k...

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Is this OC? I thought of it in the shower. Help with making it better would be appreciated.

A farmer is eating dinner with his lovely daughter. The local merchants son, known for being honest and trustworthy, walks in and says "sir I'd like to lay with your daughter." The farmer in a rage asks "Why the hell would I let you do that?" To which the merchants son reply's "I was just diagnos...

What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?

Dep-archers

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There once lived a hunter,

There once lived a hunter who missed more than he hit the target.

His problem was that he shouted the phrase **“Oh, fuck I missed!”**, every time he missed a shot.

His friends and family who were concerned took him to a priest to see if fear of God could make him stop cursing.

A...

Bethesda just announced they won't be porting Skyrim anymore.

Though the new Stealth Archer '18 sounds like it's going to be pretty good.

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I made a bow tie!

The archer is pissed at me though.

Three men line up to show off their skills at archery

They are to shoot off the apple off of a young boy's head. The first one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple clean off of the boy's head, and says, "I am Robin Hood!". The second one draws his arrow back, shoots, hits the apple of the boy's head, and says, "I am William Tell!". The third on...

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An oldie but a goodie...

An old man is sitting on a dock, crying his eyes out. A younger man walks to him and asks "what's the matter?"
The old man says "I built this dock with my own two hands, but do they call me John the Carpenter...no. I shot the biggest buck ever seen in these parts with my bow, but do they cal...

The 3 brothers

Three brothers named Ernie, Matt, and Steve are on a boat, when suddenly it wrecks. The brothers are the only survivors. They swim to a shore, only to be captured be natives. The natives dislike outsiders, and so they arrange to have them executed. A man with a bow aims at Ernie and asks, "Do you ha...

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