Doctor: Mr. Stephens,I'm sorry to inform you that you have a rare disease.

Mr. Stephens: How rare?

Doctor: Would you prefer Stephens Disease or Greg Stephen's Disease for the name?

I'll bet that Bret Stephens has a new Twitter account under a different name.

A bed bug typically lives undercover.

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