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I'm starting to get self-conscious about my body odour...

On my last two dates the woman has sprayed me with perfume before we had sex. I can't quite place the brand but it had a distinct sharp peppery smell.

A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then peppery spray by the police...

he is now a seasoned veteran

Did you know that the ocean isn't always salty?

Sometimes it's peppery.

Depends on the season.

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