An old farmer got up in the middle of the night to use the toilet.
As he was heading back to bed, he looked out the window and saw the lights on in his shed. A closer inspection revealed men loading his tools and farm machinery into their truck.
He rushes to the phone and calls 000 (911)
"I need the police! There are some guys clearing out my shed!"...
I know a real nerd, and even though he's given up his interest in farm machinery, he still sucks the atmosphere out of the room.
He's an ex-tractor fan.
What do you call a person who used to be a fan of farm machinery?
An ex-tractor fan
Barry worked on a farm
He was absolutely obsessed with farm machinery, particularly tractors. He loved working on them, driving them, ploughing with them, and at the end of the day cleaning them.
His room was filled with tractor posters, he often completed puzzles of tractors, built and painted small model tractors...
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