What does the drug addicted, sea faring geologist do?
Smoke seaweed, does crystal math and sails on the *high* seas.
What do you call the Pope's sea-faring vessel? [OC]
Holy ship!
Another blonde joke
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door hersel...
A knight and his men return to their castle...
...after a long hard day of fighting.
"How are we faring?" asks the king.
"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies in the west."
"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to the west!" ...
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