Falafel Jokes

He asks the owner, "do you have 500 pieces of falafel?" The owner says no, and the guy leaves.

The next day the guy walks in and asks if he has 500 pieces of falafel. The owner says no and the guy walks out.

The guy comes in the next 3 days and asked the same question then gets the s... read more

Falafel Raptor

He became a super-gyro.

Now I falafel.

I falafel.

They prayed for more gas.

There's one case where a middle eastern food truck was using organ meat instead of chickpeas!

Yeah, the unlawful falafel was awful offal.

Awful, awful lawful "Lawful Waffles & Falafels"

I’d falafel.

Awful lawful all full off falafel.

I falafel.

But it just made me falafel.

A falafel.

...and now I falafel.

I falafel.

The pilot says that the plane is losing altitude and that the men need to throw something out of the plane to reduce the weight. The Mexican throws his collection of sombreros and the Israeli asked him why he threw the sombreros, the Mexican said "ah, we have plenty of those in my country".

... read more

Now I falafel.

The falafel-er's stone

Because it makes them falafel.

I always Falafel afterwards

But I dont think it agrees with me. Everytime I eat them I Falafel.

That was a terrible pun. I falafel.

Why not falafel-scopes?

When one suddenly starts throwing up.

“Hey man are you okay ?”

“no man I falafel”

I ate too many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Falafel Raptors.

(sorry)

He wasn't sure how to use it, so he chopped up some chickpeas, rolled them in flour and pressed them between the grates.

The mayor of the town stopped by that day, excited to try the new dish.

But when he took his first bite, the mayor declared it was so bad he would ban it from being ... read more

If you want to find the best cigarette in Barcelona, attend a match in Camp Nou. At half time, you'll see a lot of vendors making rounds of the stadium. They're selling food. Mostly falafels.

Now, you catch hold of one of them and look them in the eye. "I'm looking for him" you say.

"... read more

I falafel.