Seeing that Ramadan started this week, here's a joke.

There were two white christian men, Adam and Jack, whose plane crashed into a desert. Luckily they survived unharmed. As they traveled through the hot desert looking for food and water, they gave up and sat down, thinking of what to do.

As the dust in the air settled, they sudde...

To all my Redditor friends observing the holy month of Ramadan...

...Lunch is on me.

What does the Muslims play during the Ramadan?

The Hunger Games

Why couldn't the police catch Muslims during Ramadan?

They were going to fast.

I’m done with Ramadan!

Other muslims are still fasting, but I was faster.

Eid Mubarak!

What did Sonic the Hedgehog say during Ramadan?

Got to go fast!

Happy Ramadan to all my Muslim brothers and sisters!

This month, lunch is on me.

Two Americans in the Arabian desert.

Two Americans were walking in the Arabian desert one morning, when they come across a mosque.

They hadn't had food or water for days, and thought maybe the people in the mosque would give them some.

"Ok, Joe, we will tell these people we are Muslims, and maybe they will give us some fo...

Its Ramadan

Now I have a religious reason to be broke and starving

As a single guy, I always look forward to Ramadan.

This month, I have a date every night.

ABBA songs Ramadan edition

Gimme gimme gimme a naan after midnight

It is ramadan... i have religious reasons to be broke and starving.

Note: reposting this as a mark of respect for all those who are practicing it.

it's the month of Ramadan right now ...

and I'm having at least two dates every night


Putting the SLIM back into Muslim

Bob and Steve, happened to be lost in Arabian desert.

Bob and Steve, happened to be lost in Arabian desert. After days of walking without any water or food, they noticed a Mosque.

Bob said: "Yes, thank God! I will walk in saying that my name is
Mohammad, and you say that your name is Ahmed, this way we'll get some food! Deal?"

Steve s...

Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together...

They were fast friends!

Ramadan is starting again this year

It really puts the slim in Muslim

What do you call the end of Ramadan?


Why do Muslim couples always break up before Ramadan?

Because they're going to fast.

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I respect those participating in Ramadan. No way could I go thirty days without sex.

Unless my girlfriend is home.

Two Englishmen crash in the desert...

They begin to trek through the sands trying to find help. After a day and night of walking the two men are dying from thirst and so incredibly hungry when they spot 3 camels crest the nearest dune and head towards them.

One man turns to the other and says, "Thank goodness, we're saved!" and b...

Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco

Old Muslim joke.

Giorno and Gyro are lost in Morocco, they are hungry, they haven't eaten anything for 1 day.

Gyro sees a mosque :

- Gyro : hey it’s a mosque maybe we can ask for food.
- Giorno : we aren’t Muslims they probably won’t give us any food.
- Gyro : we can c...

Two men, John and Mark are going through the desert when they see a mosque.

John says, "They might give us food, water, and shelter!"

Mark says, "Yeah, but it will help if we are Muslim, so when we are there, I am Mohammed."

John replied, "Okay then Mohammed, let us go to the mosque then, but I am not changing my name."

They arrive at the mosque and are...

Why aren't there any Muslim Eskimos

When Ramadan falls in the summer they all starve to death.

Two Christians are lost in an Arabian desert

David and Michael were going on a safari where they got lost and their car stopped working, they started wondering throughout the desert. With food and water supply almost ending and no reception anywhere they were desperately looking for help. After a very long time in the heat of the desert and al...

Two guys survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert...

Two guys, John and James, survive a plane crash in the middle of the desert. With nothing better to do, and no food or water, they set out in search of civilisation.

A long while goes by, over which time they develop a fierce hunger. Suddenly, off in the distance, they spot a building. Excit...

I cannot wait for my date tonight.

Dates really are the best part of ramadan

Vegans are quite tolerable this time of year.

They tend not to Ramadan your throat as much.

I asked a man in a turban why he wasn't fasting

He told me you don't have to fast for Ramadan if you are Sikh.

2 Christians are lost in a desert, hungry and thirsty....

So they finally come across a mosque, and guy1 says "I'm going to tell the imam my name is Mohammed so he'll give me free food and drinks." Guy2 says "its not a good idea, I'm gonna tell him my real name." So they enter the mosque and find the imam, and they say their names. Imam says "nice to meet ...

Two Christians Were walking in the desert....

They began to feel very hungry and thirsty. Then they saw a nearby mosque. Their names were Chris and Michael and Chris suggested to change names to Muslim names so they would give them food. Chris changed his to Ahmed but Michael refused and didn't change it. They approached the Sheikh of the mosqu...

The Sheikh trying to be smart.

Naseeruddin Shah was one of the few courtiers that the Sheikh had for actual advice rather than to please his father's acquaintances.

As such, he tested Naseeruddin a lot when it came to matters of patience and understanding, hoping to know where he put the line between displeasing the H...

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So a Muslim Man is stopped on the highway...

The Muslim man was driving through a rural town in Alabama, when he is pulled over by a Redneck cop. The cop gets out of his car and approaches the window of the Muslim man's car.

"Do you know how fast you were going?" The cop says

The Muslim man responded angrily, "I had no fuckin...

Peter and David were lost in the Sahara, hungry and thirsty ...

When they found some men in their tents.

Happy, they went to ask for food and shelter.

An arab man asked them : what are your names?

Peter replied Peter, but David, in fear, replied Mohamed.

The arab man said: Well Peter, come with me i'll get you something to eat, and as...

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