I asked my five year old daughter what she wanted for her birthday and she giggled, "I want unicorns, rainbows and fairies!"

Ok, LSD it is!

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Daddy, I've just seen two fairies at the bottom of the garden

Humouring her I said, "Really, what were they doing?"

She said, "Sucking each other's cocks.

Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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My daughter came sprinting in to the house yesterday shouting 'daddy, daddy, I just saw two fairies at the bottom of the garden!'

Humouring her I asked 'That's amazing darling, what were they doing?'

She replied 'Sucking each other's cocks'

What does Donald Trump call small boats used by fairies?

Fey canoes

What's the difference between fairies and angels

For some reason one is taken serious.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Well, only a few can fit in there at a time. So maybe two or three?

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If I got a nickel everytime I said "I don't believe in fairies"

I wouldn't give two shits about fairies dying from it

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