Did you hear about the underwater bar for mythical sea mammals?
It served no real porpoise
What mythical monster of the sea clucks while going on drug enduced rampages?
What do you call mythical cheese?
After a long day at work, I feel like half a mythical creature...
Because I'm Dragon Ass
Have cryptozoologists ever proven the existence of a mythical creature?
In a mythical world, a priest made out of vegetables stepped up to the alter..
“Lettuce pray. “
What would Dwane Johnson be if he transformed into a giant mythical bird?
He’d be The Roc.
What did one mythical sea creature say to the other?
In the mythical kingdoms of ancient India, lived the king Ramuk.
He had a courageous son by the name Tipar. Trained in the arts of war and statehood, Prince Tapir was ever eager to take his chance at the throne.
As age got the better of the king, he decided to crown the Prince and move on to a peaceful life of wine and women.
But before he could han...
How do you describe a mythical cow?
What do you do when you want to find a mythical location on a map?
Well legend has it...
A quiz just asked me what mythical creature I relate to..
So I chose unicorn because I'm bright, colourful, and nobody believes in me.
An Irish Whaler (Long)
There was once an Irish whaler. Like Ahab, he had a particular nemesis whom he had hunted most of his life. Old and gnarled, he declared one more quest to vanquish his foe before descending into his Mother Earth.
Unlike Ahab however, revenge was not his only motive. This particular whale a...
What movies teach us:
AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:
1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball / baseball.
4. Aliens have specia...
I was going to post a really long joke about a mythical fire breathing animal
But it'd drag on.
Which mythical creature casts no reflection?
All of them, technically.
What do you call a mythical milkshake?
(credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)
A Warrior Cuts off the head of a Hydra formed by fusing 8 mythical beast,
and 2 heads Grows in it place,
he cuts those off and 4 grows,
he cuts those off and 8 grows,
he cuts those off and 16 grows,
he cuts those off and 32 grows,
he cuts those off and 64 grows,
he cuts those off and 128 grows,
he cuts those off and the Hyd...
The paraplegic mythical creature wasn't walking...
He was draggin!
The year is 2219
A dishevelled white haired man crosses the desert that was once the English Channel from the United Kingdom of England to visit the capital of the Eurasian Empire in Brussels. As has been the case for 200 years, he delivers an unsigned letter and returns home, only to repeat the process again the n...
What would Rhett do if Link died?
Good Mythical Mourning.
Was walking past a friendly coworker the other day when he stopped me and asked..
Friend: You see that dude over there? (he points to this guy obviously screwing sound)
Me: Yeah, what about him?
Friend: He's a mythical creature.
Me: (*Chuckling*) What are you talking about?
Friend: Just look closely. (I lean in and squint to get a better look) Don't yo...
Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer, and a hobo are walking down the street when they simutaneously see a $100 bill. Who gets it?
The hobo. The rest are mythical creatures.
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[Long] Three men arrive at a forest.
They have heard of a mythical lake that grants any wishes, so they went to the forest to search for it. Within 5 minutes of walking, they have miraculously found the magical lake.
The lake spirit, sensing the arrival, solidified from thin air to address the group. "Welcome to the mythical lak...
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My favorite mythological creature.
My favorite mythical creature is the happy bitch in tampon commercials.