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Princesses Jokes

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

Of all the Disney Princesses, Cinderella is the most experienced and competent at deep-throat

She is most well-known for struggling -- and ultimately **succeeding** -- in her desperate quest to reach the ball!

How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them.

I have an irrational fear of warrior princesses from different places.

You could say I'm xenaphobic

I wish women would stop asking me to treat them like princesses.

My alliances are strong and their heirs are betrothed.

How do princes and princesses rent castles?

Heirbnb.

Why do princesses who have been locked away in a castle become the most creative?

Because they're in-spired.

I knew a person who was against warrior princesses

He was a Xenaphobe

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Once upon a time, lived a noble king...

He had a son, which grew up and became a handsome prince.
One day, the king decided to find a suitable bride for his boy. He ordered his subjects to prepare a magnificent
feast and to invite princesses from all over the world.

More than 150 princesses attended the feast. The number was ...

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