How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

Of all the Disney Princesses, Cinderella is the most experienced and competent at deep-throat

She is most well-known for struggling -- and ultimately **succeeding** -- in her desperate quest to reach the ball!

I had an orgy with the Disney princesses

and one of them gave me crabs

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

I wish women would stop asking me to treat them like princesses.

My alliances are strong and their heirs are betrothed.

I have an irrational fear of warrior princesses from different places.

You could say I'm xenaphobic

Why do princesses who have been locked away in a castle become the most creative?

Because they're in-spired.

How do princes and princesses rent castles?

Heirbnb.

I knew a person who was against warrior princesses

He was a Xenaphobe

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