[Serious] We should have joke explanations stickied in the comments.
I know explaining the joke “ruins” the joke, but in text format I think this could work. No one is forced to read the stickied comment explaining it and most people read the joke before looking at the comments section. There are so many people including myself who say “IDGI” or “OOTL” in the comment...
So we have a dad joke calendar at work that we check every day. Today's joke was as follows:
Q: How do you make an apple puff?
A: Chase it around the garden!
Can someone explain what the hell this means? Everyone at work has been racking their brains trying to figure it out and ...
Two Philosophers and a YouTuber Meet in the Dead of Night to Discuss their Darkest Secrets
They begin by releasing their darkest secrets in exchange for more secrets. After each of them let out their darkest secrets, the YouTuber asks for a break.
The philosophers tell him that he can take a break, so the YouTuber wanders off while the philosophers remain at the table. With just th...
Sergeant Wilson was appalled to discover that ten of his men were late arriving back at camp following their leave.
As he waited impatiently at the camp gates, one of his men finally ran up to him, panting heavily.
“Sorry, sir, I can explain,” said the soldier.
“Soldier, this better be good.” responded his sergeant.
So the soldier told Sergeant Wilson his story. “Sir, you see, I had a date, a...
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A man comes home every night from his job, too tired to perform his husbandly duties. He gets this idea to use a dildo in place of himself and since they make love in the dark, the wife is none the wiser. He manages to get away with this for years, until one day the wife decides to turn the light on...