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Not really a joke, I just need an explanation

So I came across a joke in a game that I don’t understand. The character (a puppet with a spring) said “guess this makes me a Jack-outta-the-box. Which I’d also never do.” [it’s from a game called Don’t Toy With Me]

What does this mean?? Is it a dirty joke?(if it’s nsfw, I’ll edit the post)

[Serious] We should have joke explanations stickied in the comments.

I know explaining the joke “ruins” the joke, but in text format I think this could work. No one is forced to read the stickied comment explaining it and most people read the joke before looking at the comments section. There are so many people including myself who say “IDGI” or “OOTL” in the comment...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Explanations

A man comes home every night from his job, too tired to perform his husbandly duties. He gets this idea to use a dildo in place of himself and since they make love in the dark, the wife is none the wiser. He manages to get away with this for years, until one day the wife decides to turn the light on...

Joke Explanation

So we have a dad joke calendar at work that we check every day. Today's joke was as follows:

Q: How do you make an apple puff?

A: Chase it around the garden!

Can someone explain what the hell this means? Everyone at work has been racking their brains trying to figure it out and ...

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

I took me forever to learn what Tl;dr meant.

All the explanations were too long; so I didn't read them.

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