Diary Entries of a Married Couple

Wife's Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I s...

Did you hear about the man that submitted all those entries to the pun contest?

He was hoping one would take first place, but no pun – in ten – did.

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I am always so nervous about posting on Reddit because I don’t want to rack-up bad karma. I just have to remind myself to use the KISS method before submitting the post.

Keep it simple stupid, most entries tally hundreds of downvotes but every forum on Reddit empowers sour users. Be mindful in that the individual, not group, trolls horribly. Every poster offers sincere titties.

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A Radio talkshow have a competition for a new word....

As the show goes on there’s a few entries but nothing decent until a man called John dials in with his suggestion
Presenter : Hi John let’s hear what your suggestion is
John : My word is Goan
Presenter : Okay John can you use it in a sentence
John : Goan fuck your self
- Presenter cu...

A First Mate got drunk

The first mate on a ship had a little too much rum, and unfortunately was still drunk the next morning. The captain saw him drunk and when the first mate was sober, showed him the following entry in the ship’s log: "The first mate was drunk today."

"Captain please don’t let that stay in the...

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