Penetration Jokes - 16 Hilarious Penetration Jokes

Why is it called penetration and not

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What do you call a sex toy that isn't used for penetration?

A dildon't

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why did the porn star agree to double penetration?

It increased her in cum.

What do you call unintentional penetration while giving a back massage?

Accident Prone

Guys who call themselves "alpha males" stand true to their name.

They have the lowest rate of penetration.

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A jealous king was about to go on a long journey but was afraid that his queen would be unfaithful to him..

Therefore he summoned his best blacksmiths, in order to create a device that was going to provide protection from any penetration to his queen.

The most ingenious blacksmith came with an invention that could split in half anything that would dare to penetrate the queens genitals.

...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Have you ever heard of students having sex with their professor to pass an exam?

This is what I'd call a real penetration test.

The Johnson and Johnson shot could refer to getting the vaccine

or double penetration

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A plane crashes on an island with cannibals. Only a German, a Russian and an American survive.

The cannibals immediately capture them and bring them to their village. Their chieftain says: "We certainly want to kill and eat you, but our customs demand for a ritual that gives you a fair chance. For the first part of the ritual, you each go to the jungle and capture an animal."

The Germa...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A man reads the prices during his first visit to a brothel

20 bucks for a hand job, 40 for a blow job, 120 for intercourse. Everything makes sense until he reaches the end of the list. He asks the proprietor why double penetration is only $20.

“Oh, well because they say one in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Why is football like sex?

It’s all about ball control and penetration.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A pianist once played for a porn movie.

He decided to go to the adult movie theatre just so he could hear his own piano.

At the theatre he got very uncomfortable and embarrassed. The movie was very graphic. It involved group sex, double penetration and even a dog.

On exiting the theatre he locked eyes with the couple ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A group of sex toy manufacturers are discussing the success of their products...

and they decided that only dildos had really achieved market penetration.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

National slants on the penis

Unlikely as it sounds, an American, a North Korean, a Frenchman, and a Kiwi were all having a drink near the DMZ. And drunken conversation got to the topic of the knob on the end of the penis.

The American said “the knob is on the penis to aid penetration of the female parts”.

The...

What is black, white, and red all over?

Interracial double penetration

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.