What do you call unintentional penetration while giving a back massage?

Accident Prone

The Johnson and Johnson shot could refer to getting the vaccine

or double penetration

I just quit my job as a penetration tester.

I couldn't quite hack it.

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Why did the porn star agree to double penetration?

It increased her in cum.

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Have you ever heard of students having sex with their professor to pass an exam?

This is what I'd call a real penetration test.

What's big, long, hard, has great penetration, and blows a huge load?

A tank gun.

Why is Aisha a world renowned penetration tester?

Because muhammad taught her from a very young age.

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A pianist once played for a porn movie.

He decided to go to the adult movie theatre just so he could hear his own piano.

At the theatre he got very uncomfortable and embarrassed. The movie was very graphic. It involved group sex, double penetration and even a dog.


On exiting the theatre he locked eyes with the couple ...

2 interviewers are interviewing a candidate for a programming job.

Interviewer 1: Well are you ready for some DP now?

Candidate: Stands up and begins to pull down pants.

Interviewer 2: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Candidate: You asked if I was ready for Double Penetration.(DP)

Both Interviewers: We meant Dynamic Programming!!!

You always hear about alpha males and beta males, but I'd prefer to be a gamma male

They have a higher rate of penetration...

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National slants on the penis

Unlikely as it sounds, an American, a North Korean, a Frenchman, and a Kiwi were all having a drink near the DMZ. And drunken conversation got to the topic of the knob on the end of the penis.

The American said “the knob is on the penis to aid penetration of the female parts”.

The...

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What do a porn star and an IT security analyst have in common?

Both do penetration testing.

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A group of sex toy manufacturers are discussing the success of their products...

and they decided that only dildos had really achieved market penetration.

What is black, white, and red all over?

Interracial double penetration

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