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The has over 8000 nerve endings

But it's still not as sensitive as a vegan on social media

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Happy Endings...

There's a middle aged guy - getting a bit fat and bald now, got a gimpy leg so he's walking with a cane - his wife just gave up trying to get and sent him out to find his fun somewhere else.

So he arrives at a brothel he'd heard about - pretty tall, a townhouse, very plain looking outsi...

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I told my therapist I had no nerve endings.

Therapist: And how does that make you feel?
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