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A redditor is defusing a bomb.

EDIT: I didn't expect this to blow up!

I've got a job defusing landmines.

It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.

I asked an EOD guy about the stress of bomb defusing.

He shrugged and said: "Its not. I'm either right or suddenly its not my problem any more."

Yesterday was my first day on the job defusing bombs, and I had to cut some wires

Turns out, Iā€™m colorblind

Dogs are great at sniffing out bombs but terrible at defusing them.

They always end up cutting the grey wire.

I got fired for getting stressed and kicking the project I was working on.

I'm sorry, but defusing bombs just makes me really anxious sometimes.

What movies teach us:

AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US:

1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.

2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.

3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball / baseball.

4. Aliens have specia...

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