I recently started working for a charity that convinces local supermarkets to give us their expiring baked goods to donate to refugees and the local homeless. We're working in conjunction with local churches to help distribute donations. All of us are there voluntarily, after all..
It's a naan-prophet organization.
A groaner for you all...
A rabbit hops its way into a trendy cafe in Melbourne.
It says to the nonplussed waiter, "I've munched my way from Sydney to here and I'd like something different to eat."
"What would you like?" asks the waiter.
"A leaf of fresh lettuce between two pieces of toasted white bread,...