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Eeyore Jokes

One day Winnie asks Eeyore "We have such a nice life. Why are you always so depressed?"

Eeyore: "Cause I have a nail in my @$$."

What did Eeyore say when he had constipation?

Nothing. He just Whinnied then pooed.

What language do Eeyore and Marvin the Robot use to communicate with each other?

Morose Code

A donkey fell out of the sky into my lawn!

Meet Eeyore.

Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?”

Pooh: “I’m stuffed”

"Daddy, where does poo come from?"

The father, thought for a moment and said "you're old enough to learn about this"

So they sit down and talk. About five minutes later, the son, visibly traumatized asks "what about Eeyore and Piglet?"

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My wife loves Winnie the Pooh

Told her this while making dinner.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eeyore.

Eeyore who?

Ima Eeyore ass tonight.

How does a Donkey make its living?

Eeyores himself out.

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