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Negativity Jokes

With all the negativity in the world today...

...at least Charlie Sheen is staying positive.

Instead of a swear jar, I have a negativity jar. Every time I have pessimistic thoughts, I put a dollar in...

It’s currently half empty...

The Washington Redskins are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.

....from now on they will be known simply as the Redskins.

I'm giving up negativity for lent.

We'll see how long that lasts.

How to get rid of negativity in life?

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Why are mathematicians always so happy?

Because the root of their negativity is imaginary.

I woke up deciding to remove all the negativity from my life

so i killed myself

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I know everyone is tired of the negativity with all the recent events...

I'm negative too. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just can't comprehend how this guy is so successful. How did he win? And to be on the biggest stage in the world now. It doesn't make sense. No one ever thought he was a real contender, but here he is.

With all the scandal, how people think his ...

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