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Anthropomorphic Jokes

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So a penis walks into a bar,

So this penis walks into a bar, right? And the bartender says, “Why the fuck is there a giant walking penis in my place of business? What morbid Lovecraftian monstrosity is this, where a male sex organ has taken an anthropomorphic form and moved frictionlessly to my very own bar? What does this crea...

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What did the anthropomorphic trumpet say when he saw the other anthropomorphic trumpet which was really attractive and aroused him?

I'm horny

How did the anthropomorphic grave feel when it found out it was anthropomorphized?

grave

What do you call an anthropomorphic animal blended in ice cream?

A McFurry

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