What did people call the avatar when he was old and grouchy?
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What do grouchy people eat for breakfast?
Fucking corn flakes
An engineer dies and mistakenly gets sent to hell
At first he’s in shock, he wasn’t supposed to end up here! But then he starts to look around & notice things. Everyone is always so grouchy because of the heat, so he fixes the AC. And they’re always bored because there’s nothing to do, so he fixes the cable box. Slowly but surely he starts ...
Has anyone here seen the Matthew McConaughey movie where he keeps getting grouchy in the early evenings and no one can figure out why...?
Failure to Lunch?
Sometimes I wake up grouchy
sometimes I let her sleep
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant, and resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table, and she didn't miss them until they had been driving for about forty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around, in order to retur...
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A friend told me about his trip out with his grandson.
This is what he said. "Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My 6 year-old grandson asked if he could say grace."
As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food and I would thank you even more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert. And ...
A group of students are doing their end-of-year exams.
The old beady-eyed moderator in charge of the classroom stared towards the clock at the end of the room as the students furiously scribbled down the remainder of their answers, knowing that time was almost up.
Minutes later, the clock struck a new hour and the exam was over.
Typical morning routines
Some mornings I wake up grouchy...TODAY I'm gonna let her sleep late.
What do you call a grumpy doctor?
A grouchy Fauci.
There was 3 boys living with their grandfather deep in an Asian jungle.
One day, their grandfather asked them to accompany the grouchy old lady that lived nearby them while she walked out to town. Before they left, their grandfather said, "Behave and remember all that I have have taught you."
As they walked the old lady nagged and nagged. She complained about eve...
Best cat jokes lmao
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator. ...
There was once a skeleton who enjoyed comedy...
Jokes and humorous anecdotes were his life. He watched every big comedian on TV, devoted many hours after work to finding new comedy clubs with new comedians. There was nothing else to his life but comedy.
One day, the skeleton is going through the back alley to a small, unknown comedy club, ...
Old Train-Related Joke
There was once a grouchy old man that worked on a train. When he had time to take a break from his routine, he would walk through the passenger carts to check up on the passengers. Once, there were two kids causing a commotion so he threw them both out of the moving train and critically injured them...
Jar Full of $10 Bills
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar full of $10 bills on the bar. He goes to the barkeep and says "Hey, what's up with that jar?" The bartender responds "Well, you put in 10 bucks, do 3 challenges, and if you do them you get the whole jar." The man says "Wow that's pretty cool, what are the ...