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Negatively Jokes

If Alkohol negatively affects short-term memory,

then what does alcohol do?

What is negatively charged and will make you cry if you cut it in half?

An anion.

Chinese physicists have discovered long, hard, negatively-charged particles.

They call them erectrons.

Being a gastroenterologist is negatively impacting my maturity

Every day I get cilia and cilia

Ladies that eat Tide pods should be aware it could negatively affect their chances for a romantic relationship. Odds are likely that it will...

...detergents.

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My therapist warned me that my chronic procrastination will negatively affect my life, but I’m not too worried.

I’ll look up what procrastination means later.

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