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If Alkohol negatively affects short-term memory,

then what does alcohol do?

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What is negatively charged and will make you cry if you cut it in half?

An anion.

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Chinese physicists have discovered long, hard, negatively-charged particles.

They call them erectrons.

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Being a gastroenterologist is negatively impacting my maturity

Every day I get cilia and cilia

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Ladies that eat Tide pods should be aware it could negatively affect their chances for a romantic relationship. Odds are likely that it will...

...detergents.

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I am over 18

My therapist warned me that my chronic procrastination will negatively affect my life, but I’m not too worried.

I’ll look up what procrastination means later.

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