Novak Jokes - 13 Hilarious Novak Jokes

If Novak Djokovic was a Pokemon, what would be his evolution line?

Novak -> Novax -> Novisa

Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia on a Mastercard?

Because his Visa didn't work!

Novak

We are mystified that people are so angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxer. His first name is No Vac.

Now that's a Djok.

Tennis ace Novak Djokovic has refused to take the Coronavirus vaccines

He's now known as Novax Djokovic

Why is Novak Djokovic out of the Australian Open?

Serb's no good.

What did the judge say after Novak lost his court appeal?

"Mr. Djokovic has no challenges remaining."

Novak Djokovic choked and was knocked out of the Australian Open.

He missed two easy shots.

Australia denied entry to Djokovic, they were like...

"Novak seen, No Entry"

Did you guys hear Djokovic started an airline for the unvaccinated?

It's called Novaks Airlines.

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Breaking News:

In a shock move,The English Cricket Board have announced tennis World No.1 Novak Djokovic as temporary batting coach.

"We acknowledge he doesn't no fuck all about Cricket, but we couldn't overlook the fact it took Australia two weeks to get him out."

Aptronym is a personal name aptly or peculiarly suited to its owner.

Some famous examples of peoples whose name accurately describes them.
Usain Bolt- Jamaican sprinter.
Margaret Court- Australian tennis player.
Josh Outman- baseball pitcher.
Novak Djokovic - vaccine dodger.

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Sometimes I feel like a man trapped in a woman's body...

**...that's how tight my girlfriend's pussy is.**

^Credit ^to ^BJ ^Novak's ^"One ^More ^Thing: ^Stories ^and ^Other ^Stories" ^which ^is ^where ^I ^encountered ^this ^joke.

"If I could have dinner with any person, dead or alive...

..I would choose alive."

-BJ Novak-

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