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Dwi Jokes

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A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange

:Officer: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: I don't have one. It was revoked when I got my 5th DWI.

Officer: May I see the registration for this vehicle?

Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That's right. But come to think of...

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A bartender walks into...

A bartender walks into a chemistry lab to drop off the yearly water sample. The lab guys are excited to have a visitor and even more since it’s a bartender. They invite him to their back room. One end is filled with huge bubbling fermentation flasks. The other is equally crammed with distillation ap...

Three guys go to a bar

They get really, really, really drunk.

They meet up the next day. Guy #1 says, "I got so drunk last night that I passed out right in the bar."

Guy #2 says, "That's nothing. I got so drunk last night that I went home and blew chunks."

Guy #3 says, "That's nothing. I got so drun...

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