Speedy Gonzales

What was Speedy Gonzales's day job?

Carpet layer.

"Underlay! Underlay! Underlay!"

NSFW Speedy Gonzales and his friend Sam walks in from the desert...

They head to the nearest brothel and Speedy day to the madam of house to line the ladies up and they will go from the opposite direction each as he and Sam haven’t seen a woman in ages. She agrees and they start.

Speedy goes “Thank you mam, thank you mam, thank you mam, sorry Sam, thank you m...

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A man walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender if he knows a man named Two Guns Gonzales. The bartender says no but he tells him that the man in the back named No Guns knows him. So the guy walks to the back of the bar and asks the man if he knows a guy named Two Guns Gonzales.

The man says, “Let me tell you a story…. One day about a week ago, I was riding into town on my horse and this large man with two guns comes riding up to me and says, ‘Get off your horse.’

Well, Two Guns has two guns and No Guns has no guns, what could I do? I get off my horse. Then he says,...

Gonzales Nails

The Gonzales company was trying to market their new carpenters nails, and they were thinking about what kind of commercial they should run. One of them says "let's start with an image of Jesus on the cross, and the camera can zoom in on the nails, and our logo then comes up at the bottom!". The oth...

A state trooper pulled over a guy for going too slow on the freeway and having too many flags on His car.... As soon as the officer walked to the car the questioning begun:

Who are You? What is Your name? Do you speak english? You look illegal to Me are You legal? Where did You come from?........

Ok first of all My name is officer Gonzales and I am supposed to be doing the questions.

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding

He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention...

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