My friend likes to cause a scene by going up to his loft and playing the bongos very loudly.

It’s a little drum attic.

What do you call two nuns playing a bongo?

A conundrum.

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A guy is lying on his bed naked, watching TV.

His girlfriend walks in and starts smacking him on the ass.
“What are you doing?” he asks her.
“I always wanted to learn to play the bongos,” she quips.
He replies, “Wait, let me roll over and I’ll teach you how to play the flute.”

I see children like I see bongo drums

They're slightly irritating but it's fashionable for the rich to bring them back from Africa

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BONGO!

Three guys in the jungle get captured by a native tribe.

The chief announces to them (Yeah, they all speak English) that they will be killed, unless they submit to BONGO, in which case, they will be set free.

The first of them agrees to BONGO, and is promptly taken to the centre of the...

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Bongo

There are three hunters in the woods. At the same time they all feel them self get shot in the ass with a dart. When they woke up they are all bare ass with there butts in the air. There is a tribe around them bowing down and worshipping them saying oooooooohhhhhhhhh ooooohhhhhhhh ooooooooohhhhhhh o...

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Incredibly lame joke my 9 yr old cousin told me. (NSFW)

So this old guy is lying face down in the sand on a nude beach.

A hot blonde comes along and starts rhythmically smacking his buttocks like drums.

Then the geezer flips around, grins toothlessly at her and says, “Why don’t you play the flute instead of the bongos?”

My neighbor knocked on my door at 3:00 AM! Can you believe that, 3 AM!?

Lucky for him, I was still up playing my bongos.

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