I tripped and hit my head on a snare drum.

I think I have a percussion.

So two snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff…

BAH DUM TSSH

Heard a joke once

Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. Life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says treatment is simple. "The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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