How do two droids greet one another?

Roger. Roger.

In Star Wars, what language is used to program droids?

JawaScript

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Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.

Stormtrooper: They R2!

Why did the droids take so long to complete the Death Star?

Because they had bad motivators...



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Why did the stormtroppers buy iPhone?

Cuz they couldn't find the droids they were looking for

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