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Nerf Jokes

I guess I need a nerf...

... every time I post people refer to me as OP.

My nerf gun bullet reminds me of my father

Both disappeared after I've played with them

I once put a scrabble tile into a Nerf gun and shot it at my friend, killing him instantly.

It was an accident though, I thought it was a blank.

Reddit really needs to nerf me

Everyone says I’m OP

Please stop making jokes about COVID! I lost both my parents in law due do this pandemic.

My wife divorced me after i spend our holiday budget on a PS5 and a collection of NERF guns

Haven't played chess in a year

Did they nerf the queen yet?

What doesn't Princess Leia like toy guns?

Because the Nerf hurt her.

Two foam darts to the head is plenty...

But one is a Nerf.

Little Mikey

Little Mikey Tomlinson loved his school. He lived in a little fishing village and his mom was the school teacher. The school had a tradition. If it was your birthday you got to choose the fish for lunch and any toy you wanted from the toy chest. For months he had his eye on a replica AC cobra hot wh...

A scientist has made the greatest breakthrough in human history by discovering how to time travel...

..and after global fame and months of planning how to communicate, how to introduce his people and what to bring he and his assistant time travel back to Ancient Egypt as an ambassador to a famous queen. His visit is able to be broadcasted live to the present in front of billions and Egyptians from ...

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