Motorola Jokes

They’re calling it the QuasiMotorola.

I have a Motorola phone and I booted it up with Dad in the room, and the phone said the standard Motorola greeting, "Hallo Moto!"

Dad was about half listening and thought he heard my phone say "Hello, Mortal!"

An interesting conversation ensued.

I thought that it would be a good idea to list other lesser known, possibly not as powerful, Eye Relics for those who may not know of their existence.

The Eye of Hellomoto: Helps improve Motorola phone reception.

The Eye of Pickamoco: Aids in clearing the nasal cavity of any sorcerer... read more

"I am the best," says the first, "once a guy came into my office holding his right arm in his left hand, I sewed it back on and today he plays piano for the queen of England."



"I am the best," says the second, "a woman came into my office with her legs cut off, I sewed them back on an... read more