The cell phone manufacturer Motorola has developed a new phone and is going to donate all sales proceeds to help fund the rebuilding of Notre Dame.

They’re calling it the QuasiMotorola.

Hello Mortal!

I have a Motorola phone and I booted it up with Dad in the room, and the phone said the standard Motorola greeting, "Hallo Moto!"

Dad was about half listening and thought he heard my phone say "Hello, Mortal!"

An interesting conversation ensued.

Three doctors are arguing over who is the best doctor.

"I am the best," says the first, "once a guy came into my office holding his right arm in his left hand, I sewed it back on and today he plays piano for the queen of England."



"I am the best," says the second, "a woman came into my office with her legs cut off, I sewed them back on an...

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