Minotaur Jokes

Half of everything they say is bull.

I have a lass-half-bull mindset.

A Minitaur.

A swing and a myth.

Half calf

Just a minute or two!

"Not much, just working on my Theseus."

They used a baby minotaur.

The centaur says, "This bar is for hybrid creatures only. For example, my father was a man and my mother was a horse. I just let in a griffin because his father was a lion and his mother was an eagle."

The man thinks fast and says, "OK, then let me in. My father was the Minotaur, and my mothe... read more

It's true, I saw it today and they were suuuuuuper busy! The waiting room was packed, and every time the orderly would come out to call in another patient, the half-man-half-horse would get all excited; "is it my turn now? oh, pick me, pick me!" and all that jazz. Of course, every time it was actual... read more

if you have a minotaur two. (amazed... get it?)